The Founding Team

Meet the brilliant minds behind Universal Retarded Studio. A collection of individuals who probably shouldn't be allowed near computers, but somehow created something... unique.

Retarded Supreme

Head Retarded / Brainrot CTO

Founded Universal Retarded after a 72-hour energy drink binge. Has never written good code, but that's the point.

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Pixel Wizard

Art Director / Meme Curator

Creates all art using only MS Paint and a broken trackpad. Believes that the worse it looks, the better it is.

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Lag Engineer

Senior Code Breaker

Specializes in writing code that works 60% of the time, every time. Proud creator of 17 memory leaks.

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Crash Tester

Quality Assurance Retarded

Finds bugs by accident, then convinces everyone they're features. Has never filed a proper bug report.

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Join Our Chaotic Team

Think you have what it takes to be a Retard? We're always looking for people with questionable skills and even more questionable judgment.